Birthday Wishes

Perfect happy birthday message to write in your birthday greeting card.
Perfect happy birthday message to write in your birthday greeting card.
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    Who cares about your birthday. I mean, it’s not like a holiday or something

    Sorry you will need a fire permit to burn that many candles at once – better blow them out. Happy Birthday

    Happy birthday! Enjoy this day and don’t eat too much cake without me

    Happy Birthday You’re one year closer to your death day

    The younger you try to look the older you actually are.

    Funny birthday messages

     

    Happy Birthday on your very special day…. I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.

    So many candles, so little cake.

    Better to be over the hill than burried under it.

    You’re not 40, you’re 18 with 22 years experience

    May you live all the days of your life

    Finding the perfect funny birthday wishes to write in a card or as a message can be tough. You want the message to be funny but you also don’t want to offend the person either. You should consider the type of person you are sending it to. For example you may not want to send anything to rude or suggestive to your older grandmother, young cousin or younger brother and sister.

    Whether it is for your loved one, friend or family, you may want them to see how thoughtful you have been with a really rememberable personal message.

     

    Funny birthday wishes for men

    “Don’t worry about the past, it can’t be changed.
    Don’t worry about the future, its not set yet.
    Don’t worry about the present. I forgot to get you one.”

    “There are 2 types of men that don’t understand women, single men and married men.”

    Birthday messages for over 50s

    Time has slipped away a bit now but you still feel as young as you ever have. You are only half way through life’s journey the best bits are yet to come. These quotes and messages are for those loved ones, friends and family at the ripe and tender age of 50 :)

    “We’ve started to light the candles on your cake. The fire extinguishers have been primed.”

    “You think you are old? You’re not old… you were old last year, this year you’re ancient.”

    “Don’t forget to wear you sunglasses when they serve your cake.”

    “Count your blessings not your wrinkles.”

    “The worlds best kept secret, your real age.”

    “You are now at that wonderful age where your back goes out more than you do.”

    “You know you’re over the hill when the only gift you would like for your birthday is to not be reminded of it.”

    “Getting old is all in your head. If only there was a way to stop it spreading to the rest of your body.”

    “Don’t worry I’m not going to make any jokes about your age because I truly feel bad about how old you are.”

    40th Birthday sayings

    These messages are for your friends or family that have reached the milestone of 40 years young. They say life begins at 40. You know you are getting to that special time when all your birthday wishes have something to with age.

    “Life begins on your 40th birthday. But so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times” -.Helen Rowland –
    “The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate 25 year old men” – Colleen McCullough
    “Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”- Father Larry Lorenzoni

     

    30th Birthday wishes

    The 30s a time to reminisce about your 20s and being so youthful. Now you have to stay positive you aren’t in your 40s just yet. Tell all those loved ones how much you mean to them with some heart warming funny messages.

    “You are only young once but you can be immature for ever.”

    Today is a very special day because someone awesome and brilliant was born on this day! No, it is not you. Maybe it will be you next time.

    Happy birthday and congratulations to your 10th anniversary of your 10th birthday.

    Funny Birthday Quotes, Messages, and Sayings for Friends

    Finding the proper birthday messages or funny birthday quotes for friends to jot down in their greeting card will be difficult. However, there’s nothing more special than the gift of laughter. Therefore spread the enjoyment on their big day, with some funny birthday quotes. If you’re probing for some funny happy birthday quotes for brightening up someone’s big day, realize there are a numbers of the favorite funny birthday quotes. If you’re creating your own greetings cards, these happy birthday quotes are absolute to brighten up the within and bring delight to the recipient.

     

    Here is a list of Funny Birthday wishes for friends

    Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. – Tom Wilson

    Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. – Jennifer Yane

    Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. – Larry Lorenzoni

    May you live to be a hundred years – With one extra year to repent.

    The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. – Lucille Ball

    Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. – Jean Paul Richter

    A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. – Robert Frost

    I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.

    You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years experience.

    I’m sixty years of age. That’s 16 Celsius. – George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997

    Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. ~Herbert Asquith

    Youth is a disease from which we all recover. – Dorothy Fulheim

    First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. – Branch Rickey

    Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. – Bob Hope

    Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. – Truman Capote

    Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier. – Dan Bennett

    Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. – Charles Schulz, cartoonist

    They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.

    When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. – Mark Twain

    The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. – Jerry M. Wright

    Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. – George Bernard Shaw

    Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. – Sam Ewing

    Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once. – Dave Barry, “Your Disintegrating Body,” Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990

    We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

    A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

    There is still no cure for the common birthday. – John Glenn

    Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go-unless you enjoy them.

    Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional. – Chili Davis

    To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

    You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

    If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.

    Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.

    Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

    Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

    The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.

    Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.

    I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

    If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.

    After 30, a body has a mind of its own.

    Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
    Funny Birthday Quotes

    Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

    It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.

    When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

    Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

    When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.
    Funny Birthday Quotes
    Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.

    Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.

    About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.

    Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

    Birthday wishes for sister

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    Hope its as awesome as you are, and may all your birthday wishes come true.

    May you never stray from the true path as you continue your amazing journey. Happy birthday

    Millions Of Greetings! Thousands Of Colours! Hundreds of Wishes! Kg’s Of Cakes! Lot’s of Smiles! That’s What I Ask God 2 Give U Through out ur Life! Happy Birthday

    I’m so glad you were born, because you brighten my life and fill it with joy

    We celebrate a person who Brings happiness to everyone, Someone who gives more than she gets, And fills our lives with joy and fun.
    Another year has passed and as you celebrate your birthday this year and turn a year older. May you have all that you wish for come true. Have a happy birthday!

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